Lyrics:<br /><br />Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythmn<br />The sickest musician, the slickest magician<br />Who'll slip and then zip into different positions<br />While lifting a brick with no slip of permission<br /><br />I'm not the most vicious of villian<br />I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling<br />I'm not into killing but if you were<br />Given the gift of intuition<br />Then keep me within your peripheral vision<br />'Cause I'm of a jittery disposision<br /><br />I'm a nervous guy that perfers to hide<br />I'm terribly shy and I don't know why<br />So please do me the following courtesy<br />And never look me in the purple eyes<br />I'm averse to being observed at night<br />So if you see me, you deserve to die<br /><br />You don't want to mess with the endermen<br />No, no, no, no, no, no, no<br />You don't want to mess with the endermen<br />No, no, no, no, no... no!<br /><br />I see you peeking at me through the glass door<br />What, chap, are you asking for more?<br />Boy, your jibbering-jabbering like an old man<br />Reminiscing of back in the war<br />I'm naturally, massively tall<br />I should be practicing basket-ty ball<br />But I can't find a ball with corners at all<br />So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall<br /><br />If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me<br />Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor<br />Grab a map and explore the various biomes<br />But be aware, this is my home<br />I roam through the night alone<br />Hoping to find someone I can bone<br />But I'm out of sight, and mind, and time<br />Like a rotary dial phone<br />I don't want to die alone<br />My type of solo's a xylophone<br /><br />You don't want to mess with the endermen<br />No, no, no, no, no, no, no<br />You don't want to mess with the endermen<br />No, no, no, no, no... Rockit!<br />You don't want to mess with the endermen<br />No, no, no, no, no, no, no<br />You don't want to mess with the endermen<br />No, no, no, no, no, no, no<br /><br />Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide<br />I'm chasing after you until you die<br />Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed<br />I'm hunting you tonight until you die<br />It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse<br />So easily amused to watch you die<br />Don't you try to fight, your lucky you're alive<br />I have you in my sights... no, no, no, no<br /><br />Now you see me, now you don't<br />Shoving a dirt block down your throat<br />You better not be getting out your boat<br />I suggest that you don't leave the house alone<br />Oh, no, I'm on a mission<br />To win the staring competition<br />I'll let you live on just one condition<br />If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven<br />No, no, no, no